Cheap ’n’ easy Halloween costumes
- October 28, 2005
1. THE MUMMY: Gather toilet paper. Lots of it. When you think you've grabbed enough, get more.
Find a friend to securely wrap the toilet paper around you and tuck in the ends.
Make sure to rip holes for your eyes, nose, and mouth.
2. WILSON (OF HOME AND IMPROVEMENT): Wear a plaid shirt and a substantial hat of your choice.
Find a small piece of cardboard and make a fence to carry in front of your face.
Make sure to start conversations with a friendly "Howdy, neighbour!"
1. TAX COLLECTOR: Dress in a suit.
Take exactly 28 per cent of everyone's Halloween candy without saying thank you.
Run away, looking satisfied.
4. CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Find yourself a nice pair of "tighty whities." If not, any underwear will do.
Put them on over your clothes (or not if you're really brave and immune to cold).
Attach a cape around your neck with a safety pin, and voilà!
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