Overheard on election night

“I love you. I would kill someone for you.”
—Overly-affectionate housemate

“Fuck the Journal! Fuck the Journal!”
—Flip-cup players at Team CYZ’s party

“The first thing you learn is that you’re a nobody and no one likes you.”
—Former EngSoc exec member

“Leggett is like four minutes away! You know what I could do with that time? Fuck! Anyone!”
—Girl very concerned with time management

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