Who are you?
Devon and Nich.
Where are you from?
Brantford, Ontario. It is magical. In a non-magical, broken-down industrial area with a rusted foamy river sort of way.
What are you doing here?
Appeasing parents and rocking socks.
Tomate Potate, explain.
It’s a better name than Hoobastank.
What is the greatest style of moustache?
The Beardstache. D’Arcy McGee and the other fathers brought the house down.
What can people expect when they come to see you?
Bo boppin,’ toe tappin’ crazy dancin’ two-people-nine-instrument flava.
Explain what you sound like by using the term “the bastard love-child of . . .”
the bastard love-child of Calvin Johnson and Eric Nagler.
What are you hoping to accomplish with your music?
Well, fun and stuff, but Nich also needs a bike. Seriously. Anyone with a cheap one for sale please talk to us at tonight’s show.
Parting words?
Come see us you jerks! Because then we will love.
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