With cuffing season on the horizon, let’s see what’s in the stars for each sign looking to cozy up with someone special.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You like things fast and dirty, Aries, and this makes up a huge part of your appeal. Though a new partner might sound like a great move this season, be sure to think before you make the leap. Aries’ are independent in spirit, and you should keep this in mind before getting someone on your hook.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Let the person in your past stay in the past—you’re onto bigger and better things. Be ready to expect fast, sudden, and unexpected temptations and attractions. This is the time to leave all inhibitions at the door. Walk up to that random someone at Ale and lay it all out on the dance floor, or in the bedroom. Beware though, Taurus, November is going to be a mess, a complete rollercoaster of emotions.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Pumpkin spice latte season is your time to shine, Gemini. Get ready for passionate connections with those near you. You’ll be entranced with late night conversations, and secret rendezvous that are elusive and endearing. Gemini, be careful of who you’re getting close with, your life is going to get messy with multiple lovers, and damaged boundaries with friends. An old flame will come running into your life, so get groovy Gemini.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ve got a hard exterior, Cancer, and can sometimes take a while to break out of your comfort zone when getting to know someone new. You’ve got the power to draw people in due to your calming presence, but don’t let your domestic inclinations bore your partner — you don’t have to stay in every night.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You love yourself, Leo, maybe a bit too much. But it’s okay given your love life has taken a hit recently. Next time you find yourself in a relationship, think twice about dropping a polyamory bomb on your partner when you’re trying to expand your connections. LinkedIn exists for a reason, babe.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
You’re a giver, Virgo, and guess, what? It’s high time to become a taker with your next beau. Scrolling through Instagram, you see your ex-lover with someone older and hotter. You spiral, and the next thing you know you’re analysing Tinder profiles at 3 a.m., thinking you’ve found your future spouse on the forsaken app. Start taking advantage of all aspects of your next person-thing, and lay off the meticulous analysis. It’s a hook-up, and nothing more.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You’re a hopeless romantic, Libra, and your biggest virtue is your ability to fall in love with people easily. Instead of falling for the next person who balances you out, focus on reinvesting in yourself. After all, you can buy your own damn vodka cran.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
As one of the most misunderstood signs, there’s no surprise nobody gets your carefully curated Hinge prompts, Scorpio. Exercise caution and reveal your intensity slowly to let your next climbing date get to know you at a more digestible pace. The wait will keep things fresh for when you finally venture back to your place ;).
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You’re adventurous, Sagittarius, and this spontaneity is reflected in your love life. While your charisma draws people to you, your impulsivity pushes them away when plans no longer seem interesting to you. Before committing to that coffee date, make sure you won’t be distracted by a last-minute opportunity to jump off the pier.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Get your shit together Capricorn. Pulling back when someone shows you affection and love doesn’t make you indie and cute, it makes you annoying and difficult. This cuffing season, you’ll be caught in a tug-of-war between a thirst for lust, and your delusion of self-actualizing. Go with the lust, trust me.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb 18)
Your fan club is about to expand Aquarius, but this is going to get to your head quick. You need to keep the evil eye away from you, since potential lovers are hoping to take advantage of you. I know you’re craving stability Aquarius; this might be the month to engage in self-care, and maybe celibacy?
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Your empathy and kindness are going to pay off big time, Pisces. Get ready to swoon and be swept off your feet by the dreamy figures that enter your life. Everyone is trying to pull you in Pisces, because you’re a snack and a half, and unquestionably relationship material. If you find a non-problematic person, lock them down. This is your season.
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