It’s officially spring, and what better way to celebrate than with a little spring cleaning. There’s no better time to declutter your mind, space, and your spirit. Here’s what the signs should clean out of their lives to make sure they sparkle this spring season.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
End the situationship, Aries. If they can’t commit to you after six months, they never will. Do yourself a favour and run away before you become a laughingstock who put their heart on the line for someone that can’t even text you back outside the hours of 11 p.m. and 3 a.m. You deserve someone who values you consistently, not just when it’s convenient for them. Don’t settle for being an option in someone else’s life when you deserve to be their priority.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Ditch your dead-end job, Taurus. Your boss doesn’t value you and your dedication and effort would be much better spent elsewhere. Don’t let fear hold you back from seeking out new opportunities where you can thrive and make a real impact. Take the leap, but don’t jump too far.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Clean up your communication, Gemini. Clear up any misunderstandings and prioritize honest, open dialogue with those around you. Staying silent doesn’t make you mysterious, it just leaves room for confusion and missed connections. Embrace clarity in your communication and take the time to actively listen and engage in meaningful conversations that foster understanding and connection. Stop being a coward and just say what’s on your mind. Believe me, you’ll thank yourself in the long run.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Let go of the emotional baggage weighing you down, Cancer, and create a space for love, joy, and self-care in your life. Focus on nurturing your emotional well-being by surrounding yourself with supportive relationships, engaging in activities that bring you happiness, and practicing self-love every day. Rather than throwing yourself a pity party, use this spring to change yourself and your life for the better, or at least for the next month.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Toss out the jealousy, Leo. Whether it’s your neighbour with the cooler car, your ex with the hotter new beau, or your classmate with the better grades, constantly comparing yourself to others just isn’t serving you anymore. In case you haven’t heard, “comparison is the thief of joy.” Channel that energy into bettering yourself—lord knows you need it.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Small changes can lead to big transformations, Virgo. It’s time to get your sh—t together. Stop doom scrolling on TikTok, declutter your mind, and channel all your unreleased energy into doing something productive. Start by setting small, achievable goals and gradually build momentum towards larger transformations. Whether it’s organizing your space, pursing a hobby, or working towards your dreams, every step forward counts.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Get rid of others’ opinions of you, Libra. You take the negative things people say to heart and it’s harming your ego. This Spring, invest in your self-love and confidence. Focus on nurturing your strengths and stop letting other people get to you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
It’s not too late to turn yourself around, Scorpio. For the sake of everyone in your life, take the time to reflect on your actions and intentions. Spring offers a perfect opportunity to shed old habits and embrace positive change. Gossiping is fine occasionally, but be mindful of the impact your words can have. Instead of spreading negativity, strive to cultivate an environment of kindness and understanding. Who knows—you may even gain a couple of friends in the process.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Get rid of the victim complex, Sagittarius, not everything is about you! Nobody is out to get you or holding you back. It’s time to grow up and start taking responsibility for your actions and choices instead of playing the blame game. Remember, as much as you think it does, the world doesn’t revolve around you and sometimes, it’s actually your fault.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Clear out the negativity in your life, Capricorn. Nobody likes a Debby downer. The sun is finally out so you no longer have an excuse to dwell. If the Spring blooms on Uni Ave. can liven up the student district, there’s no reason why you can’t brighten up your attitude.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
For God’s sake, Aquarius, clean your room. There’s a difference between being messy and just plain dirty. Don’t be the latter! You’ll find that a clutter-free environment fosters peace and
productivity—exactly what you’ve been missing in your life.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
It’s time to ditch your sh—tty boyfriend, Pisces, he’s only bringing you down. You deserve a partner who uplifts and cherishes your unique spirit. Your intuition knows when something isn’t right, so trust your gut. You deserve happiness and fulfillment in your relationships, so don’t settle for anything less. It’s not cute and you deserve better.
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