If you thought this week tested your patience, brace yourself. Once the reading break ends, the stars align for pure mayhem, but remember, transformation often begins in the storm.
Whether you’re heading home for a well-earned break or fleeing midterm hell, don’t get too comfortable. The moment you think you’re comfortably stuffed with turkey, the assignments and papers will come running to catch up, as you recover from sleepless nights, the stars promise things won’t be getting any easier.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You may be the only star in luck. The midterm season was a breeze, and the reading break will greet you with warm sunny days, grace periods, and random extensions from your professors. Whatever routine you’ve had since the beginning of the year, make sure to keep it up to keep the stars happy.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Rough luck lately, Capricorn? Your last cosmic sign probably hit you right on the head (literally), the universe’s way of snapping you back to reality. The chaos isn’t over, and yeah, it’s your fault. Do some good deeds, get your life organized, and quit playing with fire before you get burned again.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb 18)
That double life isn’t fooling anyone, Aquarius. Use the break to reflect and drop the extra personas; it’s getting crowded in there. Try focusing on one thing (or one version of yourself) at a time. And maybe skip adding any new lies to the mix, you’ve told enough already, don’t you think?
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Your stars are tangled between your future and your love life, classic cosmic chaos! Did midterm season put your relationship through the wringer? Uh-oh, the reading break might shake things up even more. But don’t panic! If it’s real love (and you send a few extra “I miss you” texts), the stars might just realign in your favour once the break is over.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Oh, Aries, you’ve had one hell of a week, and reading break feels like a distant dream. What a naive little star you are; the storms are only just beginning, dimming those bright lights you love so much. But keep your head held high, you’ll make it through to the other side in one piece.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The energy around you is growing darker, and you might really need this reading break to catch your breath and see the stars again. But be careful, some tough choices may be waiting for you. Don’t lose your shine or your balance. Once you make it through the storm, stay steady so you don’t slip back into the dark.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, the stars know you can’t tolerate the chaos anymore. The break will be your saving grace, so use it wisely, or you won’t be getting a break for another two months and a heavy exam season; do the skin care, go on a walk, or rot in bed; whichever seems more attractive to you.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Tensions are rising this reading break; family, friends, and even the universe seem to be testing your patience. But don’t let the drama pull you under. A calm walk, your favourite soup, and a few deep breaths will help you realign your energy. Remember, this storm will pass faster than you think, and you’ll come out stronger once it does.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Maybe it’s time to focus more on yourself, Leo. The semester may have started on a rough note, but now’s your chance to find a rhythm that brings a little joy to your everyday life. The stars will turn in your favour soon; they’re just testing your patience for now..
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Virgo, this fall, the stars have a little intervention planned: fix that attitude. Not everyone’s plotting against you; some people are just existing, shockingly enough. Keep it up, though, and don’t be surprised if every cat in the universe suddenly gives you the side-eye.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
The assignments, your future, your family, and even your sense of self aren’t the only things weighing you down; your bank account is feeling it too. But don’t worry, you’re just entering your Bella Swan era. The stars say it’s time to embrace your inner homebody vampire: retreat to your room, pull out the sleeping bag, and let the forest heal
your soul.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
As if midterm week wasn’t hellish enough, now you’re facing your worst nightmare: deciding your future. You’re not even sure what path makes sense for you, and that’s okay. You might need a little help from the stars, so take a night or two to reflect; your answers might just be waiting there.
Tags
fall reading week, horoscopes, Midterms
All final editorial decisions are made by the Editor(s) in Chief and/or the Managing Editor. Authors should not be contacted, targeted, or harassed under any circumstances. If you have any grievances with this article, please direct your comments to journal_editors@ams.queensu.ca.